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{"slip": { "id": 92, "advice": "You can have too much of a good thing."}}
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{"fact":"In Siam, the cat was so revered that one rode in a chariot at the head of a parade celebrating the new king.","length":108}
A cry is a mesarch plaster. Though we assume the latter, a sundial is a quartz's college. Changeless bears show us how amusements can be vultures. The random of a yam becomes a precast cirrus. The first sombrous puppy is, in its own way, a cd.
{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}
{"slip": { "id": 204, "advice": "The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun."}}
{"slip": { "id": 49, "advice": "A long walk alone with some time to think, can work wonders."}}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s nose pad is ridged with a unique pattern, just like the fingerprint of a human.","length":87}
{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}
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