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{"type":"general","setup":"What is red and smells like blue paint?","punchline":"Red paint!","id":243}
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North Carolina's 11th Senate district is one of 50 districts in the North Carolina Senate. It has been represented by Republican Lisa Stone Barnes since 2021.
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